Galloping

Some word... to show that you're laughing uncontrollably? No idea.

Saoirse: fuck tht twink and daddy
Maeve: I'M GALLOPING WHAT

by emmyandlola July 6, 2023

galloping

Having Victorian Era sex.

Wow Lucy and Dracula were totally galloping in that movie.

by Alex Delarge December 10, 2016

Galloping

Sex with a man while dressed as a horse

Those 2 guys love galloping

by 12havingfun12 November 5, 2022

galloping crud

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

galloping knob rot

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

Galloping Lumpuckeroo

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.

After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.

by Bidet Mate July 21, 2016

Galloping Cunt Rot

A direct result of numerous skanky partners

You carry on sleeping around you'll get galloping cunt rot.

by Chris B Bearded May 14, 2018