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Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'
Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen
Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020
Kermigrue describes residual cheese, being any form of cheese left behind on a cutting board, knife or plate. It may describe the cheese left behind on a cheese grater, cheese that is stuck to a cheese knife, or bits of cheese that have fallen on the floor. Kermigrue may describe residue from soft and brittle cheese alike. Kermigrue may describe little bits of feta floating in an empty container, or hardened melted flecks of cheese affixed to a piece of cutlery. Kermigrue is not particularly desirable.
"Oh, I'd better sweep up all that kermigrue."
kermigrue by tetriot July 19, 2012

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide
kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016
Kerriann is an interesting one. They’re often more mentally oriented then physically. She has a strong spirit, and can easily read a room. She knows if you’re being fake and makes sure everyone else knows it, too. She can see right through people, and can tell when you’re lying to her. She is also very curious. She’ll often ask questions or just sit around wondering things for a while, staring into blank space in areas like school, or at home. If you know a Kerriann, you know she always speaks her mind and is very loud about her opinion. She also cares a lot about people. More than you could ever know. They’re often very forgiving and empathetic although they don’t let it show on the outside to assert dominance, and make sure they’re taken seriously. They’re also very creative and like to think outside the box, and share their ideas with other people. If you know a Kerriann, make sure to let her know that you care about her because they can sometimes feel that maybe they care too much about other people, and nobody cares about them.
Kerriann is a name so you would use it as a proper noun.
Kerriann by Kerriann C. October 24, 2018

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".
Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.
kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017