Kerjunkle

Kerjunkle, a synonym and close cousin of jabroni and douchebag.

Man, Tom Cruise became a real Kerjunkle after he got involved with Scientology.

by The Kerjunkler September 21, 2018

krunkle kick

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys

I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick

by the salad shooter October 14, 2009

Kerfunkle

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.

Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku

by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

kerfuckle

In a really bad situation and very fucking confused

"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".

by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

Kerpunkleup

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

kerjunkin

a short but exciting sexual episode.

When that stripper crammed her snapper in my face it was my kerjunkin for the day

by Snappus March 8, 2008