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kerjacking 

Master batting while hidden as your partner has intercourse with another person.
I was kerjacking in the closet while she was with him.
kerjacking by Qwepoiu March 13, 2025
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kertanking

Kertanking if another word for having sexual relations...possibly in the act... or just the fact that you are "having sex" with that person.
I heard my bestfriend and her boyfriend kertanking in the backseat of their ride.
kertanking by The SupaFrkGrl April 25, 2005
noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.
"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

Kayjacking 

Term meaning to Kayak with Jack Daniels, this is a reference to cabrewing except in kayak form
My Friends and I are going kayjacking down the river this weekend.
Kayjacking by Tjsowards October 7, 2011
Parking your vehicle directly outside the door of the building you wish to enter
That's a nice kojack
He's really good at kojacking
Kojacking by Jessica1001 February 7, 2015

Kerouacking

I think the guy in the Beamer next to us is kerouacking.
Kerouacking by Artax2112 December 5, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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