When a female, single or in a relatoionship, has a male or multiple male friends who she would on no occasion consider for intimate exchanges. The kencrotch much like a close female friend is never sexualized. They do not have male or female parts in her eyes. Completely asexual. Can be very close even best friends to female who does not practice "friends that fuck".
Syn. Wing Man
Brother from another mother
Crimey
Bros before hoes
Besties
BFF
Homegirl
Domestic partner
Barbie and Ken dolls have been a staple in girl playtime throughout history. Barbie although shy and submissive has nice tits. There is no denying barbie is all woman. Ken although very muscular usually in the arms and the legs, isnt packing quite the punch with his male extension. Despite his toned butt ken has no penis or vagina. All that ken has is a smooth area between his legs. He does not urinate nor get erections. He is the perfect best friend for out of the box females who stand for something sexually and socially.
Syn. Wing Man
Brother from another mother
Crimey
Bros before hoes
Besties
BFF
Homegirl
Domestic partner
Barbie and Ken dolls have been a staple in girl playtime throughout history. Barbie although shy and submissive has nice tits. There is no denying barbie is all woman. Ken although very muscular usually in the arms and the legs, isnt packing quite the punch with his male extension. Despite his toned butt ken has no penis or vagina. All that ken has is a smooth area between his legs. He does not urinate nor get erections. He is the perfect best friend for out of the box females who stand for something sexually and socially.
Is he hott?
Who?
Your friend who went to the concert with you?
Oh. Adam? My sisters think he is soo hott. He isnt ugly i guess. I
Hes my kencrotch, you should totally hit that. Ur cool hes cool.
Who?
Your friend who went to the concert with you?
Oh. Adam? My sisters think he is soo hott. He isnt ugly i guess. I
Hes my kencrotch, you should totally hit that. Ur cool hes cool.
by Roberta Ferris September 7, 2020
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*: unless you are-in fact-a woman
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I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch
He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.
I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.
I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
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