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CORRECTION 

In IM conversations, users often send messages in haste and only afterwards notice a typographical error (shortened as typo). It is common practice to correct the typo by sending a subsequent message where the word CORRECTION precedes the correct word.
Dave: i haet trance

Dave: CORRECTION: i hate trance
CORRECTION by watsonmoss May 20, 2009
Words you can keep

Correction 

Oh, hey, are you ever going to do that?
Hym "Issue a correction I mean? For your bullshit 3% narrative? Because I debunked that YEARS ago. Heh, 8 years later and you're STILL 8 years behind... But anyway, yeah, I outline a bunch of instances casual sadism (MMA fandom, The popularity of Jackass, epic fail videos) and casual narcissism (celebrity divas, etc). If the dark tetrad exists, it's on a 0 to 100 scale and applies to everyone. But then you wouldn't easily be able to bifurcate society into 'good people' and 'bad people.' You would have to admit that you're not an entirely good person. And you'd rather die than do that. I'm mean it's my whole thing! But if only you could get rid of that pesky 3%! Then you wouldn't have a genius dismantling your life's work. You could just ignore the fact that what you're saying has been wrong for 8 years."
Correction by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

Correction Errection 

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.
Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'

Correction Officer 

An individual that keeps you safe at night. One who watches the criminals locked up so everyone else can sleep safe knowing their not going to escape. Someone who gets paid little and puts up with a lot. A Correction Officer is one who doesn't get the credit he/she deserves.
The Correction Officer had to tase the inmate because he assaulted another officer with a liquid urine substance and refused to come out of the cell.
Correction Officer by sglspd22 August 4, 2008

Correction Fluid 

A sticky white substance used by jailed sex offenders housed in a correction facility to cover the walls of their cells in an attempt to 'white out' past mistakes
"Williams was a shocking felon. You couldnt walk past his cell without catching a splash of his correction fluid"
Correction Fluid by S B S May 20, 2009

correction officer 

Total loser who keeps an eye on locked up cons.
correction officer by M&M August 27, 2003

Correction Slap 

Whilst someone is doing wrong to themself or someone else you slap them with your palm onto their forehead
Correction Slap by snjgaming September 22, 2011
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
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