Encrotchment

The act of accidentally smashing your crotch by getting to ahead of yourself

I was so excited that i jumped on the swing too fast and sat on my testicles receiving encrotchment

by bill n ted July 11, 2012

encrotchment

The process of encroaching in the general proximity of the crotch without any penalty*

*: unless you are-in fact-a woman

i was playing 2 on 2 foosball when she indirectly executed encrotchment to get to my goalie

by Ivan A. December 02, 2007

encrotching

to encroach on a crotch.

"umm.... hey, can you move your foot, it's encroaching on my crotch..."
"correction: it's encrotching."

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 29, 2007