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All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.
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A game where one climbs on top of the stall walls in a public restroom and takes a shit while aiming for the toilet below. Named for the sound a turd makes after falling 6 feet into a toilet.
by JB123456 October 15, 2013
Get the kerplunk mug.A great Green Day album. It ties in with the other cd "dookie" because, as lead singer Billie Joe says, "When you take a s--t in the toilet, that's the sound it makes is kerplunk."
by Haushinka November 18, 2003
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Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!
by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002
Get the Kerplunk mug.When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.
by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008
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"That guy yelling and stabbing people is captivating, and not annoying."
"Yes, he is certainly Kempling right now."
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