kerplunkers

Items used to hit people with

You fucked up mother fuckers
suck it up fucking punkers
I'll fuck you up with my kerplunkers!

song by this metal band i heard in a bar

kerplunkers by man from china June 5, 2009

Kerplunked 

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

Kerplunked by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

Kerplunker 

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit.

My girl gave me a kerplunker last night.

Kerplunker by Angelo00 September 1, 2021

kerplinkerdinker 

Any amazing technique whose name you can't pronounce easily; an astounding skill or ability that someone has.

Derives from the English-language dub of the anime "Rurouni Kenshin", in which Lynn Fischer was prone to (understandably) flubbing the pronunciation of Kenshin's sword techniques.

Then he dove at his enemy, and unleashed the....kerplinkerdinker!

kerplinkerdinker by Matthew May 10, 2004

Kerplunked 

When you lose a game of Kerplunk, or you wanna beat "UNO Reverse Card" or "No u"

"Haha, Connor has been kerplunked"

Kerplunked by OwOman May 15, 2019

Kerplunked 

Kerplunked is when you have lost a game of kerplunk, or when you wanna beat the "UNO reverse card" or "No u"

"Connor, you have been kerplunked!"

Kerplunked by OwOman May 15, 2019