kemmet 

total duecher

one who embraces life by the duech

god cody is such kemmet he just loves to be a duech at least hes not as bad as josh

kemmet by hermanissobad June 25, 2009

kermetFrog 

Lame troll and ricecel who works in rice fields to survive.

This lame troll is a typical ricecel, must be a kermetFrog.

kermetFrog by nobody.22 January 13, 2023

Kemmer 

A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).

I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.

Kemmer by deutschmensch November 8, 2010

Kemmel Straight 

One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.

Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.

Kemmel Straight by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021

kemmel 

Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to

JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel

kemmel by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009

kemmerling

last name of someone who has been through hell but comes out to conquer all therfore being da shyt

those kemmerling's are really awsome

kemmerling by yourmomma231 March 7, 2011

Kermeter 

Someone annoying

Tristan is a kermeter because he won’t stop talking

Kermeter by Meh1345 July 21, 2019