kermet

a green doag

"oh god i've laid a kermet must have been something i ate!"

by anonymous doag dropper July 02, 2003

Kermeter

Someone annoying

Tristan is a kermeter because he won’t stop talking

by Meh1345 July 22, 2019

kermet ball sniffer

someone who sniffs someones balls while looking at a pic of kermet the frog

my girlfriends a kermet ball sniffer

by ice nort paint August 24, 2023

kermet

someone very thin that loves a huge woman, akin to kermet the frog and miss piggy.

Cliff always fed his women well becasuse the ladies always looked too skinny for him, he couldent help it if he was a kermet

by kevin gerard July 24, 2022