kermet 

a green doag

"oh god i've laid a kermet must have been something i ate!"

kermet by anonymous doag dropper July 1, 2003

kermet 

someone very thin that loves a huge woman, akin to kermet the frog and miss piggy.

Cliff always fed his women well becasuse the ladies always looked too skinny for him, he couldent help it if he was a kermet

kermet by kevin gerard July 24, 2022

kermet ball sniffer

someone who sniffs someones balls while looking at a pic of kermet the frog

my girlfriends a kermet ball sniffer

kermet ball sniffer by ice nort paint August 23, 2023

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

kermetFrog 

Lame troll and ricecel who works in rice fields to survive.

This lame troll is a typical ricecel, must be a kermetFrog.

kermetFrog by nobody.22 January 13, 2023