kelviss

The swag master, panty dropper, party animal that is pure adrenaline reincarnate. The Chad of all Chad's. The guy who makes the alpha look like a second rate beta. Always sticking up for the littel guy and you can't help but like him even if he takes your girl.

I don't know how he does it, Derrick really pulled a kelviss on us at the sandbar today, couldn't even get Jennifer to look at me with that guy around.

by anonymous May 13, 2021

kelissa

An amazing human. Kelissa is a great person to have as a friend. She will make you laugh till you die and is a great person to just sit in silence and watch Dan and Phil videos with. Its hard to let go of her as a friend or girlfriend. She will surprise you with anything about them. Kelissa is the reason I smile.

Girl- I'm sad
Kelissa- Don't worry I'll come over eat food and watch Dan and Phil with you be there in 10.
Girl- Thanks Kelissa

by DansBrachiosaurus January 25, 2017

Kelvinside Academy

A school full of bald headed men who think they are solid but we all know in reality they would get battered the fuck out of.

The toilets are filled with smoke at lunchtime primarily because of the S3 boys who think they are solid because they can do a vape trick.

Overall the school is shite and would not recommend it to anybody at all

Niggatron - Yo have you seen that shitty school in Glasgow?

Faggot - Ye bro it’s Kelvinside academy

Niggatron - Ye it is a fucking shitter

by balls_deep_in_your_gran69 January 18, 2022

kelvinsverdlov1

Oh,did you see that most people are gone in the game?
Yeah that's right, he removed them.
By removed I mean banned because they were dumb pay to win that broke the rules

kelvinsverdlov1 is the best moderator.

by SomeoneDown January 8, 2021

kelvinside academy

a shit show of a school where several bald headed men boss you around. everyone at kelvinside academy really does love it there. there are several types of people there such as:

the vape nation - a group of primarily s3 boys who gather inside the bathrooms at lunch time and think they're getting high off of a few hits of a vape

the mean girls wannabe - mostly made up of all the girls from s2-s3 the mean girls wannabe are the real shit stirrers of kelvinside. and lets be honest, most of the time its over boys in S4

the 1 2 captaincy duo - the boy and the girl who are s6 that really think they fucking run the place all because they have a fancy badge and get a free skip pass and a free lunch.

James the Pimp: ayo you seen kelvinside academy
Johnny the gimp: aye its a shithole

by topshagger55554 January 12, 2022

Kelissta

A really beautiful girl, who is always happy and sets a good example for everybody, most of the time. She usually has an unusually large personality but is very skinny. She is very smart, and spreads joy to the world. Can be random at times, but is enjoyable. She basically makes life worthy of living, and always knows how to have a good time. Could possibly be the next Barbie. Greek meaning: most beautiful.

Kelissta is so beautiful & the best friends ever!!

by corona_time April 11, 2020

kelvinson

Kelvinsons are caring people and will always have your back. They will always make sure you're okay before leaving you alone. May tend to ask if you're alright a lot, but don't get irritated with them they're only making sure you never go through what they've gone through. Kelvinsons are usually all about peace, but if push comes to shove they'll be extremely violent and will show no mercy. Once a Kelvinson is comfortable with you, be prepared for some kinky shit.

Person: Wow he's really loyal

Person 2: Yeah they're definitely a Kelvinson
Or
Girl: damn I really wish he was mine
Girl 2: No way you could ever get him. He's a Kelvinson

by Theoretically August 10, 2016