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kelvinson 

Kelvinsons are caring people and will always have your back. They will always make sure you're okay before leaving you alone. May tend to ask if you're alright a lot, but don't get irritated with them they're only making sure you never go through what they've gone through. Kelvinsons are usually all about peace, but if push comes to shove they'll be extremely violent and will show no mercy. Once a Kelvinson is comfortable with you, be prepared for some kinky shit.
Person: Wow he's really loyal

Person 2: Yeah they're definitely a Kelvinson
Or
Girl: damn I really wish he was mine
Girl 2: No way you could ever get him. He's a Kelvinson
kelvinson by Theoretically August 10, 2016
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kelvining 

Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.
Yo, we kelvining tonight?
kelvining by fA1K0n June 12, 2021

Kelvinside Academy

A school full of bald headed men who think they are solid but we all know in reality they would get battered the fuck out of.

The toilets are filled with smoke at lunchtime primarily because of the S3 boys who think they are solid because they can do a vape trick.

Overall the school is shite and would not recommend it to anybody at all
Niggatron - Yo have you seen that shitty school in Glasgow?

Faggot - Ye bro it’s Kelvinside academy

Niggatron - Ye it is a fucking shitter

kelvinsverdlov1

Oh,did you see that most people are gone in the game?
Yeah that's right, he removed them.
By removed I mean banned because they were dumb pay to win that broke the rules
kelvinsverdlov1 is the best moderator.
kelvinsverdlov1 by SomeoneDown January 8, 2021

Kelvington 

Sometimes refered to as K-town, but most often reifered to as the shit hole from which any human being would be glad to escape from. Full of hockey playing egotistical assholes. Located somewhere in the middle of nowhere about an hour north west ish from Yorkton, Saskatchewan. Fin.
i dunno it's kelvington
Kelvington by %ZSD% March 31, 2009

kevinyong 

some guy in toronto that have no di ck
(that's what he's mom said)
kevinyong=does not have a reproductive system(male or female)
kevinyong by Kevin Yong January 3, 2005

kelvinside academy

a shit show of a school where several bald headed men boss you around. everyone at kelvinside academy really does love it there. there are several types of people there such as:

the vape nation - a group of primarily s3 boys who gather inside the bathrooms at lunch time and think they're getting high off of a few hits of a vape

the mean girls wannabe - mostly made up of all the girls from s2-s3 the mean girls wannabe are the real shit stirrers of kelvinside. and lets be honest, most of the time its over boys in S4

the 1 2 captaincy duo - the boy and the girl who are s6 that really think they fucking run the place all because they have a fancy badge and get a free skip pass and a free lunch.
James the Pimp: ayo you seen kelvinside academy
Johnny the gimp: aye its a shithole
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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