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An amazing human. Kelissa is a great person to have as a friend. She will make you laugh till you die and is a great person to just sit in silence and watch Dan and Phil videos with. Its hard to let go of her as a friend or girlfriend. She will surprise you with anything about them. Kelissa is the reason I smile.
Girl- I'm sad
Kelissa- Don't worry I'll come over eat food and watch Dan and Phil with you be there in 10.
Girl- Thanks Kelissa
kelissa by DansBrachiosaurus January 25, 2017
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Kelisa is a beautiful girl who has a big heart. She shares with people a lot even though she doesn’t want to but she just likes to see people happy! She is very smart but at the same time she doesn’t listen very well. She’s soft but she doesn’t play! She is a forgiving and loving person and she will do anything to make someone happy. Kelisa may not look like she can fight but she has hands. If you meet a Kelisa, keep her and stay with her because if u don’t youll regret it and your gonna wanna be with her again whether it’s a friendship or a relationship.
Yo bro you see that girl over there 👉 That’s Kelisa shes a keeper 💗.
Kelisa by Kelisa February 10, 2018
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The most beautiful girl a homeboy can have. Refers to a stud muffin of a babe which gives the greatest birthday presents and makes amazing pasta, totally spur of the moment!
Man, you're such a Kerissa!
Kerissa by Diego Dancer April 22, 2011
A young,independent,smart, sexy,and creative girl. She cares about her friends and would do anything to protect them. She is very trustworthy and amazing at giving advice. She is a very loving person and is quite a cutie. This girl is basically like the next Aphrodite:)
Can you guess who my girlfriend is...? Her name is Kalissa
Kalissa by Kalili May 4, 2016
A strong headed woman, who is bout her paper, & is stubborn. And most of the time has a big forhead & is complete perfection in the face & booty.
Foreal dude, I really like that Kylissa girl.
kylissa by Lionhearted January 13, 2015
An angel from heaven sent to bless the life of any man who is lucky enough to win her heart. Pleasant motivator that can and will make your life better. A partner in life that will not let you down. Don't get her mad, for hell hath no fury like this woman's scorn.
I got a date with Kelisha, my future is looking brighter already.
kelisha by intelligent hudlum January 3, 2020
A beautiful, smart, vibrant, timid and ambitious girl. A genuine and unique, once you find them its hard to let them go. They are understanding and very loving. The most loyal friend you could find and the most caring too.
you hooked up with Kalissa? Damn you are lucky!
Kalissa by kalissalover March 26, 2011
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