When you’re scared of a nigga so much to the point where if he makes any type of movement close to you or at your direction you would automatically flinch

Person 1: Fuck! An eyelash got on my eye
Person 1: *goes to rub his eye*
Person 2: *flinches*
Person 1: Damn nigga why you flinching for? You got Kevphobia?
Person 2: Thought you were gonna hit me
Person 1: Yep. You got Kevphobia

Kevphobia by Kira Kellz January 27, 2019

KFCphobia

When you buy KFC and its a rat instead of chicken because the rat fell in the deep fryer.

I can't go to KFC because i have KFCphobia.

KFCphobia by Apollo von Mcdonald February 15, 2023

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kojiphobia

commonly seen in extroverts, this phobia is the fear of becoming, acting and meeting/interacting with people who behave like "koji"

koji is a person that is constantly depressed and often gives monologues, his hair often covers his eyes and he is extremely introverted

Oh no, don't tell me you have kojiphobia?

kojiphobia by fbl :)))) January 27, 2021

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kaiphobic

when youre scared of dipping your balls in pickle juice and having your cousin lick them off

im so kaiphobic😔😔😔😔😰😰😾😾😰😰😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

kaiphobic by toadallytoad69420 September 6, 2021

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Kwophobia

The sudden unpredictable hatred of people. Everything can be awesome and then suddenly the feeling of hatred of people will take over. In extreme cases, those suffering from Kwophobia will feel a strong need to stab people in the neck with an air filled syringe.

You see someone squinting and as them, hey what's wrong? They then say, I just had a conversation with Chuck. He is so stupid and now I'm suffering from Kwophobia.

Kwophobia by Frenchwa May 14, 2014

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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