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An amazing human. Kelissa is a great person to have as a friend. She will make you laugh till you die and is a great person to just sit in silence and watch Dan and Phil videos with. Its hard to let go of her as a friend or girlfriend. She will surprise you with anything about them. Kelissa is the reason I smile.
Girl- I'm sad
Kelissa- Don't worry I'll come over eat food and watch Dan and Phil with you be there in 10.
Girl- Thanks Kelissa
kelissa by DansBrachiosaurus January 25, 2017
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A young,independent,smart, sexy,and creative girl. She cares about her friends and would do anything to protect them. She is very trustworthy and amazing at giving advice. She is a very loving person and is quite a cutie. This girl is basically like the next Aphrodite:)
Can you guess who my girlfriend is...? Her name is Kalissa
Kalissa by Kalili May 4, 2016
A beautiful, smart, vibrant, timid and ambitious girl. A genuine and unique, once you find them its hard to let them go. They are understanding and very loving. The most loyal friend you could find and the most caring too.
you hooked up with Kalissa? Damn you are lucky!
Kalissa by kalissalover March 26, 2011

Kaylissa 

A beautiful and unique girl whom is a prime definition of extreme elegance and goddess like perfection.
Without Kaylissa, we wouldn't have an example of perfection!
Kaylissa by 1964 Reject February 25, 2011
The most beautiful girl in the world and if ur not her die and she’s comp
Boy:do yk kalissa?

Boy 2:yeah shes comp
Kalissa by chickenballs338292 April 18, 2022
She's a great friend and awesome person to be around with
Person 1: where were you
Person 2: I was at kallissa

Person 1: lucky
kallissa by Friendzonefriend January 15, 2020
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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