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The most beautiful girl a homeboy can have. Refers to a stud muffin of a babe which gives the greatest birthday presents and makes amazing pasta, totally spur of the moment!
Man, you're such a Kerissa!
Kerissa by Diego Dancer April 22, 2011
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Kerissa is a weird, cute, funny, sexy, flat chested, Big ass, short, white girl
You're so a kerissa
Usually blonde with blue eyes who is rather dumb and doesnt relize when her bestfriends put lolipop in her hair and they gave her so many hints therefore shes dumb. She can be a total bitch sometimes "LIGIT".
that girl is ligit a kerissa

i know a kerissa
An amazing human. Kelissa is a great person to have as a friend. She will make you laugh till you die and is a great person to just sit in silence and watch Dan and Phil videos with. Its hard to let go of her as a friend or girlfriend. She will surprise you with anything about them. Kelissa is the reason I smile.
Girl- I'm sad
Kelissa- Don't worry I'll come over eat food and watch Dan and Phil with you be there in 10.
Girl- Thanks Kelissa
kelissa by DansBrachiosaurus January 25, 2017
a woman who always says whats on her mind...she is sweet and sassy.she is loyal but not an idiot.
sexy, witty, loyal, sweet, kerisha
kerisha by jamempress February 5, 2010
She is amazing person. Her very fibers exude awesomeness and intelligence. She is hotter than a nevada in the middle of summer:) she has an amazing personality:) she's actually quite legendary. She's so cool that she could put an end to global warming :) Kerisa born a legend and will die a legend:) be jealous guys :)
OMW, Kerisa is soooo cool I want to be just like her :)
Kerisa by awesomeness 96 August 24, 2011
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