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The action of your penis extending from one inch to two inches.
Bro, don't touch me I'm keking at the moment.
keking by Free63 November 13, 2014
Related Words
keking • keqing • Kaking • Keling • keming • keqingshit • Keying • kecking • Keeking • Kekin
laughing, v-ing form of kek
That joke got me keking.
keking by Da Code Boi February 23, 2022

Skeleton Keying 

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.
Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?
What the helvetica, your kerning has turned into one massive keming fest. What the font were you thinking?
Keming by Jon-Kyle February 22, 2008
The type of person when he/she needs a lot more time to think. Basically, this word came from the word 'Kepala Loading' which means "Loading Head" in Malay. This causes people to feel annoyed at times just because they need a lot more time to think.
"Nice eyebrows man!"
"What?"

(5 minutes later)
"Hey thanks!"
"Damn son, you are very keding...'
keding by Demo0n EaT3ER January 24, 2018
(n.)
1. The Yuheng of the Liyue Qixing

2. The hottest cat girl waifu in Genshin Impact
3. One who carries the electro element
4. Best mobile Dps in the game
1. Rumor has it that ever since Keqing pulled up her hair like 2 ears cats began to follow the hairstyle.
2. Did you pull Keqing last night? LUCKY MF
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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