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Keying occurs when someone uses a key to scratch a car, usually as a form of vandalism or revenge.
Trent: After I dumped her my ex-girlfriend gave my car a good keying.
Keying by getp November 1, 2009
Words you can keep
Keying is the like opening a door nob the only difrence is that your doing it with your penis

You stick a key in your dick hole then squeez your dick and twisting it then pulling it just like the act of opening a door
Hey you want to go keying with me after school today
Keying by Nazi germany January 28, 2017
When you take 2 house keys and make them pole dance on a wire hanger.
Damn, My keys are so hott at keying.
Keying turns me on.
Keying by Tori^Brittany November 23, 2007

Keying a Car 

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.
Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.
Keying a Car by TheProff April 23, 2019

keying in 

Listen closen or to have input in ones conversation
I was keying in to what he was saying
keying in by Dp Off Da Ko July 4, 2019

keying a car 

This is the action in which a person uses the keys of a car to temporarily scratch a car. Usually, this has very expensive results.
"Hey dude, wassup!?"
"Nothing man. Just saw an old grumpy man keying a car."
keying a car by Mqmagic February 19, 2019

Keying my shit 

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭
yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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