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Keying is the like opening a door nob the only difrence is that your doing it with your penis

You stick a key in your dick hole then squeez your dick and twisting it then pulling it just like the act of opening a door
Hey you want to go keying with me after school today
Keying by Nazi germany January 28, 2017
When you take 2 house keys and make them pole dance on a wire hanger.
Damn, My keys are so hott at keying.
Keying turns me on.
Keying by Tori^Brittany November 23, 2007

Keying a Car 

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.
Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.
Keying a Car by TheProff April 23, 2019

keying in 

Listen closen or to have input in ones conversation
I was keying in to what he was saying
keying in by Dp Off Da Ko July 4, 2019

keying a car 

This is the action in which a person uses the keys of a car to temporarily scratch a car. Usually, this has very expensive results.
"Hey dude, wassup!?"
"Nothing man. Just saw an old grumpy man keying a car."
keying a car by Mqmagic February 19, 2019

Keying my shit 

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭
yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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