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Keying is the like opening a door nob the only difrence is that your doing it with your penis

You stick a key in your dick hole then squeez your dick and twisting it then pulling it just like the act of opening a door
Hey you want to go keying with me after school today
Keying by Nazi germany January 28, 2017
When you take 2 house keys and make them pole dance on a wire hanger.
Damn, My keys are so hott at keying.
Keying turns me on.
Keying by Tori^Brittany November 23, 2007

Keying a Car 

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.
Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.
Keying a Car by TheProff April 23, 2019

keying in 

Listen closen or to have input in ones conversation
I was keying in to what he was saying
keying in by Dp Off Da Ko July 4, 2019

keying a car 

This is the action in which a person uses the keys of a car to temporarily scratch a car. Usually, this has very expensive results.
"Hey dude, wassup!?"
"Nothing man. Just saw an old grumpy man keying a car."
keying a car by Mqmagic February 19, 2019

Keying my shit 

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭
yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

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