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keiner weiner 

Two uncircumcised penis' going up the same hole and cumming.
Steve and Eric gave Mallorie a keiner weiner last night up her vagina.
keiner weiner by iamaskankywhore April 24, 2010
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Keifer Sutherkush 

A high level strain or marijuana based on the life of the talented actor, Keifer Sutherland
Man that Keifer Sutherkush was smooth. Kuuuush
Keifer suutherkushhhh..
Keifer Sutherkush by The Kushinator December 6, 2009

Hila Kleiner 

A loyal devotee of the Godess herself, Hila Klein of h3h3. The term was coined as a parody of "Jake Paulers," better known as retards.
"What's up, Hila Kleiners?"
Hila Kleiner by Ded Hors Saloon February 2, 2018
Kenner is an amazing guy. He will be by your side forever until you give him a reason not to be. People may think chivalry is corny or may not exist anymore, but Kenner will open every door for you, and be the true gentleman he is. He is so respectful of your feelings, and he will always compliment you. Believe him when he tells you that you’re beautiful. He’s so goofy and easy to get along with. He has a funny laugh that you’ll never forget. Kenner is a very authentic and real man. Don’t mess with his family though, or you will get on his bad side. He takes pride in his roots. If he has you in his circle? You are very lucky because he will make your life all the more worth it. If you fall in love with him? You picked the right guy to fall for. Once he has your heart he will cherish it always.
I love Kenner ❤️
Kenner by youaretheoneilovealways September 10, 2019
A noob, the reasoning is in Garry's Mod the noobs don't change their playermodel from Kleiner.
Kleiner playermodels are the Steve skins of Garry's Mod
kleiner by dracodude September 13, 2015
Mispronunciation of the common name Connor. Usually occurs while yelling.

Developed to the point where Connor is given the nickname "Kerner". Also known as "Kern" for short.
When friends greet or congratulate "Kerner" they may say "Kernsauce!" in an enthusiastic voice.
Friend 1: "Hey I see Connor across the street!"
Friend 2: "Call to him!"
Friend 1: "Kernerr!!"
Kerner by Kerner June 13, 2013
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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