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Jew with an extremely long nose
Wow look at that kleiner its huge.
Kleiner by Godofgroundhogs December 21, 2018

Kleiner Nuttn 

Man kann es jederzeit überall anwenden, wenn man einem allbekannten Nuttensohn begegnet,
Aber benutzt es sachte, manche Nuttensöhne neigen zu langen Fremdwortgespickten moralpredigten nachdem man sie "kleiner Nuttn" genannt hat.
Der Boss:"hey du kleiner nuttn
Der Nuttensohn"du konjungierst das dritte wort im falschem plural kasus also reflektiere deine Wortwahl im Physikalischem anus bananus"
Kleiner Nuttn by Gewalt October 1, 2020

Kleiner penis 

A small penis, noun, is a joke about someone having a small dick
Kleiner penis, saiid mockingly to a person peeing standing up with exposed penis,

kleiner grüner gnom 

es gibt einen kleinen grünen gnom in deutschland,der einzige seiner art.er(der gnom iz weiblich)iz vom aussterben bedroht.sein lebensraum iz sehr eingeschränkt.RETTET DIE/DEM GNOM!!!
es gibt bloß einen in deutschland

Hila Kleiner 

A loyal devotee of the Godess herself, Hila Klein of h3h3. The term was coined as a parody of "Jake Paulers," better known as retards.
"What's up, Hila Kleiners?"
Hila Kleiner by Ded Hors Saloon February 2, 2018

hila kleiner 

A person who actively supports Hila Klein, co-host of H3H3 Productions and wife of Ethan Klein. Mockery of "jake pauler"
hila kleiner by Cock sucker31 April 19, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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