keeten

A man who has a outstanding sence of humor, and can get any party going. They are handsome and can catch any girls eye.

Girl 1: Do you see that cute guy over there

Girl 2: yea, I bet his name is Keeten

by Keeten December 18, 2016

Keeted

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

Doing A Keetan

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.

Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.

by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022

Keaten

keaten is a guy who is super nice and kind. he is sweet and laughs at your jokes. he usually is not emotional about a lot or likes to keep it hidden but once you become closer to him he opens up and you see a different side of him you'd never expect. you will never forget him, he's by your side. if you meet a keaten, don't let him go, because he is truly a good friend and stellar human.

oh my gosh, keaten is so nice and kind you HAVE to meet him

by a friend 🌮 November 25, 2016

keetered

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

Kretenizem

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

bfor pointing out how you don't like something;

cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;

equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.

1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")

by Bosslike January 14, 2013

Keelen

Beautiful, funny, Irish girl who seeks adventure always. Can relax all day, then party all night like you would never believe. Loves deeply and will make you laugh always. Loves kids and wants to have many! Strives for success and will be rich as an adult. keelens are so hilarious and weird in a good way. They are also very smart and hardworking. U need to let Keelens know that u like her cuz she likes u too, but u have to make ur move and make it apparent. Keelens love to cuddle and be silly with guys! Keelen's love to play soccer and watch football! Watch out, keelen's are hot! They also can hang with the guys but always be super close with their girlfriends. They hate drama, and are sometimes in the midlsld, but always try to end it, and are never a rumor spreader.

I wish i would have asked Keelen out when I got the chance! hotdamn callthepoliceandthefireman shawnmendes brunomars edsheeran beamiller gorg irish german welsh kind frickinfunnyaf sexy

by kikikeeks February 22, 2015