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Shit Schey cannot say
Schey stated Keeted, which he was not allowed to say
Keeted by Yabz19 April 9, 2021
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Keeted • keeter • keefed • Kented • Keeled • keened • [ketted] • Keeled over • keemed • keeten

keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

ketted up 

To describe someone who has is in the throws of a ketamine trip.
Man, take a look a the state of John. He's well ketted up!
ketted up by Ketmister August 2, 2006

Keeled over

to collapse to the hands and knees, to fall, to lose consciousness, to die
Mitch's mom did the duggie and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.
Keeled over by TyRaq September 18, 2018
Kented - Verb

When a female gets DP'd by two identical male twins in the same night, usually at a college party
Girl 1: Where was Michelle last night at the Phi Kappa party?
Girl 2: I don't know. I heard she got kented in the bathroom upstairs though.
kented by lucky350z November 24, 2018
a more subtle substitute for "fucked, screwed over or jipped"

1. the position to be in that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of
1. "Dude, I think Dennis KEEFED his coworkers real good yesterday."
KEEFED by Hotelbutel June 30, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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