keeton

The most absolute lazy that one person can possibly be.

hey dude, get off the couch and stop being so keeton.

by Nate Crawford January 02, 2009

Keeton

a cute way of saying Kitten.

Person 1: That keeton is so cute.

Person 2: The hell is a keeton?

by PapPapPap January 23, 2015

Keeton

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become gender neutral

You will be keetoned by a horse today.

by 1234567890meth April 08, 2021

Keeton

A boy who your friend loves and you hate.

Friend 1: The other day I was hanging out with Keeton...
Friend 2: I don't like Keeton

by wyatt52773 February 28, 2022

Keeton

Some one Skinnyer then you Prettyer then you Every thing better then you

I am Soo keeton Compaired To you

by CelesteSavannah September 10, 2007

Keeton

A large, flabby cretin with a big nose. Sexuality is unknown but it is fond of sexy nighties. There are few Keetons left in the wild, most are kept in a cage and poked with sticks to entertain tourists. If you see one do not approach it call your local Zoo Keeper.

It was a Keeton who sank the Titanic
All you can eat buffet 'No Keetons allowed"

by Incognito Wolf Steinhaussen May 09, 2017

keeton harris

The most amazing, special person in the world he is my Bestest Friend and I love him I couldn't live without him

Keeton Harris is my Bestest Friend

by Celestial Star2017 December 25, 2016