Keenen 

Is the perfect man and a sexy being in general. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to abandon their boyfriends. Talented with girls, music, and owns in every game he plays. Strong like ox. Always competitive, and never loses what he competes in. He is considered to be the "ladies man" and GOD

Keenen: hey
Hot chick: omg you're so amazing
Keenen:yeah I know.
Hot chick:wanna make out
Keenen: you know it

Keenen by ~~JT~~ June 11, 2009

keenen 

another word for sob.

that kid morgan is a keenen.

keenen by jamisonfool1 April 9, 2009

Keenen 

(pro-noun) The incorrect spelling of Keenan.

Keenan: The name's Keenan
Most people: Keenen?
Keenan: Nah , K.e.e.n.A.n!!
Most people: okay, let me just write it down. K.e.e.n.e...
Keenan: NO jerk off! n'A'n WITH AN 'A'!

Keenen by Keenz August 29, 2007

Keenen 

looks like jay but lacks the silent hetero life mate bob

hey my names keenen want to smoke a bowl?

Keenen by keenan December 15, 2003

Keenen 

A kid who is in all of my classes at school..

Mr.Ford..are you stalking me?

Keenen by ISS November 19, 2003

Keenen 

Part one of Idiot Sandwich

Keenen is an idiot sandwich

Keenen by Lelmomentsup December 15, 2021

Keenanism 

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."

The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.

Keenanism by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018