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to make something so bad its funny

fred wrote a joke book but his editor keened it

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keened

when someone makes a joke/comic/story thats so dumb its funny

fred made joke book but his ghost writer keened it

keened by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

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Leon Kennedy

hot man that i would let cum inside me

person 1: yo leon kennedy can literally break my back person 2: i agree!

Leon Kennedy by leonkennedyshothusband August 19, 2021

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Leon S. Kennedy

1) Super hot. Blonde. Nice legs. Gives zombies and parasitic villagers a whoopin'. Protagonist of Resident Evil 2, 4, and part of 6.

2) My daddy.

Girl: Why do people like Resident Evil so much?
Boy: Leon S. Kennedy

Leon S. Kennedy by Smug Noctis June 3, 2017

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Leon Kennedy

the hottest pixel you'll ever see in your entire life.

Me: Leon Kennedy is hot

lmao i don't know what to put here

Leon Kennedy by I hate life lol :p August 21, 2021

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Keendogged

When you catch a case for anything whether you did it or not

“ this girl let me finger her but then she said I raped her so now I have to switch schools”
“You got keendogged man”

Keendogged by Negroid Syphilis1233333 July 27, 2018

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Myles Kennedy

The most talented musician in this day and age. Lead vocalist for Alter Bridge and Slash's touring band. Former vocalist for Citizen Swing and The Mayfield Four.

That Myles Kennedy dude can really wail!!!

Myles Kennedy by Diggity Dawg January 16, 2011

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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