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Keegster

Very unintelligent. Has no success in life. Loves making friends and getting made at them for no reason . Cares way to much about video games like Fortnite. Thinks he will succeeded in YouTube but dosent. Smokes a lot. Had 4 friends got mad at them for no reason and has 1 friend now
Keegster is stupid he gets mad easy and loses his friends
by Furhrhhejd November 1, 2018
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keegster

a bible thumbing person laking in any real knowledge
keegster smells
by unknown July 9, 2003
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Keester Kiss

An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.
It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.
by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005
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keestering

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.
When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.
by Ef4 January 15, 2016
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keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.
Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.
by Beffy June 13, 2007
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Keller Keegstar

Only likes one person. Usually named Curtis. If your name is not Curtis he won’t like you. Don’t play fortnite with him or he will get mad for months. Make poor choices and has the chance to live a good life but doesn’t.
Get this Keller keegstar a towel because he is salty.
by Burning potatoes November 1, 2018
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Keester

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!
by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005
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