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Keegster 

Very unintelligent. Has no success in life. Loves making friends and getting made at them for no reason . Cares way to much about video games like Fortnite. Thinks he will succeeded in YouTube but dosent. Smokes a lot. Had 4 friends got mad at them for no reason and has 1 friend now
Keegster is stupid he gets mad easy and loses his friends
Keegster by Furhrhhejd November 1, 2018
Words you can keep

keegster 

a bible thumbing person laking in any real knowledge
keegster smells
keegster by unknown July 9, 2003

Keester Kiss 

An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.
It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.
Keester Kiss by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005

keestering 

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.
When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.
keestering by Ef4 January 15, 2016

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.
Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.
keester bunny by Beffy June 13, 2007

Keller Keegstar 

Only likes one person. Usually named Curtis. If your name is not Curtis he won’t like you. Don’t play fortnite with him or he will get mad for months. Make poor choices and has the chance to live a good life but doesn’t.
Get this Keller keegstar a towel because he is salty.
Another word for the asshole.
After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!
Keester by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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