kediak

Scaredy-cat. Behaving like an absolute girl.

He'd rather die than take the rides at the theme park. What a kediak!

by myztically October 31, 2011

Kodiak Bear

The Kodiak Brown bear is a large bear native to Alaska. Known for its strength, the Kodiak bear was inevitably used in tik tok power scaling/ Vs videos where users overrated the animal, saying it could beat animals such as Elephants, T-Rexes, and polar bears. The animal was later used in an annoying trend to spam comment sections with the copypasta “bro don’t know about the Kodiak bear 💀” and other sentences similar to this. This word is often used with brain rot terms such ohio, gyatt, Kai cenat rizz, and skibidi toilet.

“Bro dosent know about the Kodiak bear 😭💀”

by Heisenbone October 4, 2023

Kodiak liver

People in Kodiak Alaska, who realize there's nothing else to do here but get drunk... have a Kodiak liver.

"Man I got wasted last night... my Kodiak liver is sure feelin it today"..... OR
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".

by Sunshine Crackhead April 10, 2011

kodiak

the best damn wintergreen lipper out there. A brand of smokeless tobacco that packs a punch.

"That K Bear tastes so good"

"Kodiak Wintergreen is the shit."

"Pass me another tin of that k bear."

by Thizzelle Washington September 15, 2005

Just Kodiak Things

When someone from Alaska mentions doing something out of the norm, they can explain it by saying it’s “Just Kodiak Things”.

Baxter: during the summer in Alaska, people drive with blow up dolls in the back of their trucks to watch the sunset.

Megan: Why?

Baxter: it’s Just Kodiak Things.

by Memehayla September 5, 2018

Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.

"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"

by GyammonFast November 25, 2019

kodiak

a wonderful boy who is smart, funny, handsome, and cool

I WANNNA BE A KODIAK!

by imm a big kid now May 27, 2018