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Kayser is the most handsome man in the world. He has always many girls walking near him or beside him. Kayser is a universal name and is used in many countries. The word kayser derives from the word ceaser. Kayser is very picky with his girls though and doesn’t just choose anyone. He doesn’t car if you follow him but that doesn’t mean you will ever get a chance with him. Kayser is probably the finest man in the world.
Girl: “oh my god that man kayser fine”.
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such a kind, generous person, who owns up to their shit 99% of the time.
"He's so nice to that person"
"He's a kaser"
Kaser by Coolaaron September 18, 2014
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The greatest person in the entire world, she'll make you REALLY happy! She does the nicest things ever, but don't make her hate you!
Kayster made me a sandwich. I threw it out :3
Kayster by Axartsme July 7, 2011

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen or for short Wilhelm II was the last Kaiser/emperor of Germany,forming the millitary alliance called the Central Powers,so central,that the Ottoman"Empire" was part of it in WWI.He had a very ambitious plan of defeating both France and Russia,but it failed and Germany along with Austro-Hungary,who had the House Of Habsburg,The Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria were considered losers and the Entente consisting of Russia,UK,France,Greece,USA,Portugal,Belgium and Romania grained territory(mostly Romania got thiccer).Wilhelm II left his position and the Weimar Republic was formed,and germany was 800Billion dollars in debd to mostly UK,France and USA.
Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen was the Kaiser of Germany in WW1

Keyser Söze 

The devil himself.
Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him."

Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Söze
Keyser Söze by Grace April 19, 2004

keyser soze 

STOP!
Unless you want the ending of a GREAT movie spoiled for you, DO NOT read any of the definitions below. The Usual Suspects is probably one of the best mysteries ever. If I were to make a list of the best crme films of the 90's it would rank number 2 (just under Pulp Fiction). The character Keyser Soze is a rarely seen, nearly mythical crime kingpin who is involved in drugs, murder, and possibly international terrorism (as hinted in one scene). Most believe he is not real, but rather boogeyman story or name-drop to intimidate people. In the end of the movie, the shocking identity of Keyser Soze is finally revealed. Go watch The Usual Suspects and see it for yourself. Do not let this great ending get ruined for you!
The background story of Keyser Soze as told by the character Verbal Kint:

"He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Turkey. There was a gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Soze. He was small-time then, just running dope, they say. (We see all of this in flashback) They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Soze. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.
(Flashback: Hungarian cuts one of the children's throats)
They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Soze looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was.
(Soze shoots two Hungarians, then shoots his children and his wife as the last Hungarian watches in surprised horror)
He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'Rat on your pop and Keyser Soze will get you.' But no one ever really believes."
keyser soze by Cthulhu February 6, 2005

Koffin Kanser 

Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.
Koffin Kanser by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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