Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 13, 2003

kaisered

1) The realization that your health plan is really socialized medicine as in getting a diagnosis with no testing, just a 2-minute physical exam.

Just saw my doctor, told me to live with it. Kaisered again.

by Splatch August 25, 2022

Kaisered

The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.

Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.

by killadilla31 July 5, 2014

Kaisered

When you remove all the cards from a deck that are not required for kaiser

I kaisered the deck. We can play kaiser now

by Ps$ October 11, 2025

Kaiserredux

The best mod ever made for Hearts of Iron 4, being Kaiserreich with amazing additions that set it apart.

Terminally Online HOI4 Player: I love Kaiserredux!

Normal Person who goes Outside: We know. Its okay, we know.

by IHaveNoBitches June 1, 2023

Kainered up

Completely messed up or stupid.
The manner in which one has too much to drink and becomes intoxicated beyond reasoning. And your friends wonder how you got so kainered up.

When you’re so intoxicated you yourself believe you are sober. Then insist you are in fact ok to drive.

Dude was so Kainered up he passed out beside his truck.

by ImKaineredup June 20, 2023