kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 14, 2003

kaisered

1) The realization that your health plan is really socialized medicine as in getting a diagnosis with no testing, just a 2-minute physical exam.

Just saw my doctor, told me to live with it. Kaisered again.

by Splatch August 25, 2022

kaiser

Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)

The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser.

by Climb Razor July 02, 2010

Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

by Turd Biscuits February 09, 2015

a kaiser

when everyone gets quiet and you make a speech. usually under 20 words. of course only King Kaiser can do this

we were all hanging out last night and we needed to hear a kaiser from the king

by fapplesauce February 22, 2012

Kaiser

Stick

Stop using the kaiser to hit me

by Omankodsuki June 20, 2020

kaiser

Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.

Look dude, there's the Kaiser.

by Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen November 04, 2005