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Unless you want the ending of a GREAT movie spoiled for you, DO NOT read any of the definitions below. The Usual Suspects is probably one of the best mysteries ever. If I were to make a list of the best crme films of the 90's it would rank number 2 (just under Pulp Fiction). The character Keyser Soze is a rarely seen, nearly mythical crime kingpin who is involved in drugs, murder, and possibly international terrorism (as hinted in one scene). Most believe he is not real, but rather boogeyman story or name-drop to intimidate people. In the end of the movie, the shocking identity of Keyser Soze is finally revealed. Go watch The Usual Suspects and see it for yourself. Do not let this great ending get ruined for you!
The background story of Keyser Soze as told by the character Verbal Kint:

"He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Turkey. There was a gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Soze. He was small-time then, just running dope, they say. (We see all of this in flashback) They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Soze. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.
(Flashback: Hungarian cuts one of the children's throats)
They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Soze looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was.
(Soze shoots two Hungarians, then shoots his children and his wife as the last Hungarian watches in surprised horror)
He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'Rat on your pop and Keyser Soze will get you.' But no one ever really believes."
by Cthulhu February 06, 2005
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Some weird named character from the movie "The Neverending Story". He is a warrior who has to save a kingdom from this force called "the Nothing", which is exactly that. Nothing. It ultimately destroys said kingdom, making everything and everyone float thru space...
Atreyu loses his horse in the "Swamp of Sadness. The horse don't even make an attempt to get out. Next 5 minutes of his movie is about Atreyu telling the horse to get out. Not like he could hear that kid anyway.
by Cthulhu November 27, 2003
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A city located in Western North Carolina that is a retirement community that boasts a surprisingly large number of teenagers. The town has four schools, each with their own stereotypes and particular habits. Main Street is the central source of excitement for the youth. The town, while smaller on the map, is a nice retreat from the hippie-intense and artistically vibrant city of Asheville, as the elderly make sure that nothing too extreme happens.

Times to visit include:

The changing of leaves, in the fall.
(See The Weather Channel for dates)

The Apple Festival
(Labor Day weekend. Then please leave as soon as possible.)
The Garden Jubilee
(Memorial Day weekend. Again, please leave as soon as festivities are over. We don't want you blocking traffic.)

The town also boasts an incredible Facebook pages of memes that highlight local events, shootings, and car damages from the local high school.
by cthulhu June 28, 2012
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The day in which a young african american boy recieves his well earned pay, and can invest in a fine Jacket or Coat.
Nizzle, I just got payed, its coat day!

You lucky its coat day, fool.
by Cthulhu August 05, 2004
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Should'nt Insult people such as "Npie" (Search "Npie" to see what i mean) Ubersoldat is acctully the fatpie.....

Ubersoldat means "Shit, and never better"
"My God That Guy Is Getting Ubersoldat"
by Cthulhu March 30, 2005
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Close-range combat pistol developed by the Israeli Army. Featured in many action movies. Labeled inaccurate, but some models have a gas chamber, therefore reducing the kickback and dispelling the "inaccurate claim".
If you shoot one at a 55-gallon barrel, the bullet upon entering leaves a hole the size of a nickel, yet it leaves a hole the size of a soda can when exiting.....
by Cthulhu November 27, 2003
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