kataba

a rocky relationship, filled with twists and turns at every corner, similar to the Catawba river in North Carolina, signifies a deep affection for a female in which the male becomes distraught daily and forces himself to listen to kendrick lamar every other hour on repeat

Hey!
Yifan and Katherine are in a kataba relationship!

by wahab M March 11, 2015

Katawa dick

A name given to the effect of popular visual novel Katawa Shoujo on one's sexual feelings. Guys often download the game, expecting some fappable material, but are then affected by the feels and lose their sexual appetite. At its most extreme, this is a temporary form of erectile dysfunction. Rin's route is a good way to achieve this.

"He downloaded the game looking for a cheap sexual thrill, but then he got that Katawa dick, and he wasn't fapping for a long time after."

by korskfan September 13, 2014

Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.

"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action

by millsad November 8, 2015

katamari damacy

The absolute greatest and best video game ever made, wherein a large ball of stuff is rolled around, picking up other stuff until it gets larger and can pick up bigger stuff.

Defeated Godzilla.

Na na, na na na na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

by Flynn Taggart November 9, 2004

Katamari Damacy

Also known as Katamari Damashii. A video game for the Playstation 2. Story:The King of Cosmos was drunk one night and destroyed the stars in the sky with his reckless driving. As the Prince of Cosmos, it is up to you to go to earth (Japan to be exact), roll up as many things as you can into a ball called a "katamari" (which means "ball" or "clump" in japanese), and throw it into the heavens - so it will become a new star.
The game is easy to learn, very addictive, and extremely fun. Only the two analog sticks on the PS2 controller are used, along with a few others that serve minor purposes. You begin rolling up small objects such as erasers and thumbtacks, but by the games end, your "katamari" consists of buildings, giant squids, clouds, and even islands.
If you like innovative titles, or just plain fun ones, pick this game up. It's only $20! ROYAL RAINBOW!

Katamari Damashii is the most innovative game of 2004, or perhaps EVER.

by Mashyuu January 30, 2005

Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa)

Is the result when an ordinary event becomes a cataclysm of epic measures.

It is fail of epic measures.

Yesterday party was catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa).

How did you do your exam?
- It was catafuckinstrophe, I didn't know anything

by Andrija Japrak July 21, 2009