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slang word for people who are rude, irrelevant, nuisance
para kang kasmot
kasmot by orihinal na kasmot May 17, 2011
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vasily kamotsky 

The man that can slap a grown man and make them look like a schoolboy. The man that has to legally classify his hand as a weapon if mass destruction. He's the man that your Mexican mom tells you that "te va a llevar" if you don't behave. He is also notorious for having more hair on his back than you have or your head.
School boy: slaps Vasily Kamotsky
Vasily Kamotsky: slaps him back
Schoolboys head: adios
vasily kamotsky by anonymous September 9, 2020
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The most amazing girl you'll ever meet, and will always be able to put a smile on your face.
Guy 1: who's that chick over there? She's perfect...
Guy 2: that's Kasota
Kasota by randomperson142 October 1, 2012

Kasmoopled 

To be slapped fiercely with a J-cloth or a Shamwow after being shot in the arm by an air pistol.
Jerry: Hey, pretty lady, wanna go back to my place and get kasmoopled?
Habibette: NO WAY BITCHFACE
See Steal
Kasmoopled by Miguel_Rodriguez September 11, 2011
a horse has a freaking huge dick. like the sizee of a kamoto dragons tail! thus kamoto (dragon) is a slang for a dick
'his kamoto was FIESTYY last night'
'daymmm. what a kamoto'
Kamoto by aman-duhhhhh January 11, 2009
A filipino street term equivalent to squid.

You can easily spot one on the streets as they ride mostly 125-150cc underbones with open pipes, anodized bolts, chromed covers and thin tires.

They consider themselves as talented a "racer" who usually do "bengkeng bengkeng" on every corner, wear very little to no protection and be the one who flips out first if he gets blocked while counterflowing on your lane.
P1: I heard Juan got into an accident!
P2: serves him right! He's a kamote anyways!
Kamote by Yiieeeeeeeee! June 27, 2019

Kasota Rock Candy 

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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