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vasily kamotsky 

The man that can slap a grown man and make them look like a schoolboy. The man that has to legally classify his hand as a weapon if mass destruction. He's the man that your Mexican mom tells you that "te va a llevar" if you don't behave. He is also notorious for having more hair on his back than you have or your head.
School boy: slaps Vasily Kamotsky
Vasily Kamotsky: slaps him back
Schoolboys head: adios
vasily kamotsky by anonymous September 9, 2020
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The most amazing girl you'll ever meet, and will always be able to put a smile on your face.
Guy 1: who's that chick over there? She's perfect...
Guy 2: that's Kasota
Kasota by randomperson142 October 1, 2012

Kasmoopled 

To be slapped fiercely with a J-cloth or a Shamwow after being shot in the arm by an air pistol.
Jerry: Hey, pretty lady, wanna go back to my place and get kasmoopled?
Habibette: NO WAY BITCHFACE
See Steal
Kasmoopled by Miguel_Rodriguez September 11, 2011
a horse has a freaking huge dick. like the sizee of a kamoto dragons tail! thus kamoto (dragon) is a slang for a dick
'his kamoto was FIESTYY last night'
'daymmm. what a kamoto'
Kamoto by aman-duhhhhh January 11, 2009
A filipino street term equivalent to squid.

You can easily spot one on the streets as they ride mostly 125-150cc underbones with open pipes, anodized bolts, chromed covers and thin tires.

They consider themselves as talented a "racer" who usually do "bengkeng bengkeng" on every corner, wear very little to no protection and be the one who flips out first if he gets blocked while counterflowing on your lane.
P1: I heard Juan got into an accident!
P2: serves him right! He's a kamote anyways!
Kamote by Yiieeeeeeeee! June 27, 2019

Kasota Rock Candy 

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?