Kasmoopled Share definition Flag To be slapped fiercely with a J-cloth or a Shamwow after being shot in the arm by an air pistol. Jerry: Hey, pretty lady, wanna go back to my place and get kasmoopled? Habibette: NO WAY BITCHFACE See Steal Kasmoopled by Miguel_Rodriguez September 11, 2011 Get the Kasmoopled mug.