Kamoto
a horse has a freaking huge dick. like the sizee of a kamoto dragons tail! thus kamoto (dragon) is a slang for a dick
Kamoto by aman-duhhhhh January 11, 2009
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Kamoto kiss
When you are making love to a woman from behind and you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and press the head of your penis against her anus, not for insertion, but rather with the same gentle pressure you'd use when puckering up to give your best gal a kiss on the lips. You then proceed to blow your load like a dragon breathing a firey kiss right on her firmly pressed butthole.
The beauty of making love to her doggy style compelled me to end our sexual encounter with a tender kamoto kiss.
Kamoto kiss by KamotoKiss June 24, 2011
kamitort
kamitort by BallerSnifer July 4, 2022
vasily kamotsky
The man that can slap a grown man and make them look like a schoolboy. The man that has to legally classify his hand as a weapon if mass destruction. He's the man that your Mexican mom tells you that "te va a llevar" if you don't behave. He is also notorious for having more hair on his back than you have or your head.
vasily kamotsky by anonymous September 9, 2020
Kamito
A professional Valorant player borned in Malaysia and resides in Singapore. Has multiple VCT titles under his belt and is a Jett main like no other. If he dare says he is no.1 Jett in SEA, no one else can claim that title.
Kamito by Kamito Fan Boy July 14, 2022
Kamookie Joe
The two word phrase Kamookie Joe is used to describe marijuana in any form. Kamookie Joe or the verb Kamookie Joed is also used to describe the feeling/state of being very intoxicated by any drug. The phrase Kamookie Joed is most often used when refering to a person who is extremely high on marijuana over any other drug.Kamookie Joe or simply just Kamookie is used as a describing word for almost any situation/object whether good or bad making it difficult for an outsider of the culture to understand what is being said or the intent of an individual.
I am so Kamookie Joed man.
That is some potent Kamookie Joe.
That's just Kamookie Joe.
I am so excited about that Kamookie.
That is some potent Kamookie Joe.
That's just Kamookie Joe.
I am so excited about that Kamookie.
Kamookie Joe by John Launchlan August 8, 2008
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