kasmer

funny brown eyed man who loves his hot sexy female friends

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by kasmer April 7, 2017

kaspered

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.

(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".

by coneman March 25, 2013

Kaser

such a kind, generous person, who owns up to their shit 99% of the time.

"He's so nice to that person"
"He's a kaser"

by Coolaaron September 18, 2014

Kasmira

The coolest female you will ever meet. She is hilarious, dope AF and cooler than yo mamma. Anyone who meets her will automatically enjoy her company because she is that cool. If you know a Kasmira, never let her go even if you know her though a friend. She will change your life because that's what Kasmira's do. Don't regret.

She is funny, outgoing, crazy, hilarious, pretty and confident.
She is better than ANY CHAD ever created.
She makes Chad's sad because they wish they could be like her.
Do not compare a Kasmira to a Chad, she will always win.

Kasmira is better. Remember that!

by Avacadoflavoredcheesestrips July 3, 2016

Kasher Quon

Detroit's Funniest Scam Rapper

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by DreSaidS0 November 19, 2020

Kameryn

Kameryn is the most loving,beautiful,and loyal person EVER🥰. No matter what she is always in your life and will never leave you! She can care less about what people have to say about her and don’t care about what people think. Kameryn is a good friend and always gives you her all! She shines out above the rest . She will prove you wrong, She will make sure she haves what she wants ✊🏾! she is not gonna let no one get in her way EVER! Kameryn is the most wonderful person that will be in your life. If you have a Kameryn , you’re lucky , dont lose her. Don’t hurt her . Dont make her leave you! She is not easy to let go of and she is always someone you can run to no matter what 🤩. Kameryn will neva leave you in the dust 😇. She is caring and kind and smart 😻. Everyone should want a Kameryn 🙃

Person: “yo i love kameryn
another person: “same. she so nice”

by imspeakfacts April 23, 2019

Kammerer Middle School

Kammerer Middle School is a public middle school in Louisville, Kentucky. It is awful and filled with wack teachers and students. Almost everybody at Kammerer is a worthless fuck that will do nothing with their life. Guys do hella gay stuff and think it’s fine if they say no homo. The girls mostly break their backs when they take mirror pictures in the nasty bathrooms.

If ur queer and can’t read or write then u probably go to Kammerer Middle School.

by MadThiccDad January 22, 2019