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Karmagasm 

In which you hear Karma Akabane's voice from Assassination Classroom and you have an orgasm.
"Fuck, Karma's voice is so hot, I think I'm having a Karmagasm."
Karmagasm by annxy October 4, 2017

karmagisa 

Only the best ship ever. The ship of the two known male characters in the anime Assassination Classroom. These two characters are Karma Akabane and Nagisa Shiota. A known ship in the community which makes or break you. A sometimes confusing ship since in the anime a character known as Kayano Kaede was kissed by Nagisa. But some fight saying it wasn't a romantic kiss because of it's context behind the kiss. (Context was that Kaede was about to die from her tentacles due to bloodlust and Nagisa kissed her to stop it momentarily while their teacher could get the tentacles out without harm.)
Person A: If you don't ship Karmagisa then we can't be friends.
Person B: But Nagisa and Kaede were a canon ship!
Person A: Nagisa only kissed Kaede to stop her bloodlust!
karmagisa by MialiaPia November 24, 2018

karmageddon 

A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.

Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.

The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!
karmageddon by grailer August 6, 2008

karmagical 

when karma is delivered in such an awesome way that glitter and rainbows appear upon final impact.
After tormenting his ex-wife for years, it turns out he karmagically has to pay her a settlement on the anniversary of their divorce.
karmagical by historic628 February 22, 2011

Karmageddon 

When there is so much karma due, that there is no need for a battle between good and evil. Karma just comes in and sweeps the evil ones off the planet.
Too many people doing too much evil. Time for karmageddon.
Karmageddon by Pissed at evil doers November 12, 2013
The desired outcome of an act of kindness, or the undesired reapage of a nasty deed. A Pauly Shore way to say the word "karma." It's also fun to say because people mistake it for the word "carnage."
Dude, if you would do me a kindness, you might just reap you some good karmage.

After I cut that lady off and then ran a red, I got slayed some karmage by getting pulled over by the fuzz.
karmage by Skwids January 1, 2012
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