karmage
The desired outcome of an act of kindness, or the undesired reapage of a nasty deed. A Pauly Shore way to say the word "karma." It's also fun to say because people mistake it for the word "carnage."
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karma karnage
When you build up bad karma and then it all comes back on you in one day with a series of unfortunate events.
karma karnage by Vapor S. Thompson November 24, 2013
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karmagisa
Only the best ship ever. The ship of the two known male characters in the anime Assassination Classroom. These two characters are Karma Akabane and Nagisa Shiota. A known ship in the community which makes or break you. A sometimes confusing ship since in the anime a character known as Kayano Kaede was kissed by Nagisa. But some fight saying it wasn't a romantic kiss because of it's context behind the kiss. (Context was that Kaede was about to die from her tentacles due to bloodlust and Nagisa kissed her to stop it momentarily while their teacher could get the tentacles out without harm.)
karmageddon
A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.
Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.
The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.
The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!
karmageddon by grailer August 6, 2008
karmamechanic
Spiritual (or pseudospiritual?) guru who attends to the inexpressible needs of the multitude, in return for lots and lots of cash. A pun on "car mechanic", from an early Genesis song, "The Battle of Epping Forest", from the album Selling England by the Pound (1973). Think Rajneesh, Jim Jones, L. Ron Hubbard, or any of a host of others.
He employed me as a karmamechanic/ with overall charms/ his hands were then fit to receive/ recieve alms ...,
- Genesis, "The Battle of Epping Forest"
- Genesis, "The Battle of Epping Forest"
karmamechanic by Fearman March 31, 2008
karage
(verb) To build up someones hopes and expectations of something to an extremely high level, which then utterly fails to deliver.
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