kaplonk kaplonk

Something you say if a retard spews some retarded shit out of his face hole.

Retard: "gee, I really like U2, their lyrics are so deep and I love the way they really think about what they say, and stuff."

you: "kaplonk kaplonk."

by ginger delight December 17, 2008

Kaklonk

When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

kaplunk

The sound long solid logs of shirt make when they hit the toilet. Similar to plops, however they are more extremely hard to push out.

Mary sat on the toilet as she delivered solid logs of poop making a kaplunk noise as she sat bouncing water on herself. She was wearing white socks and white panties.

by kaplunk May 9, 2022

kaplunk

the sound hard shit makes on the toilet water

I just took a massive kaplunk after Thanksgiving dinner!

by Sammy Yassin November 27, 2004

Kaplunk

When you have a poo in the shower and you pick it up and throw it into the toilet

*splash*
Mum:are you ok in there
You:yeh I just kaplunked

Mum:what?

by Mckaysmitochondria June 4, 2018

Kaplunk

Slapping a girl (or guy as the case may be) with your testicles across the face

I kaplunked my girlfriend last tuesday

by Japlunker December 1, 2010

Kablonk

To be denied or flustered by a higher being.

Jet: How was the chicken Bronny?
Bronny: Kablonk . . .

by altoberrybigdick January 4, 2018