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avi kaplan 

1. (for normal people) Avriel "Avi" Kaplan is a deep bass singer, songwriter, composer, arranger, and BBQ enthusiast. He is best known for being the bass in Grammy-nominated Pentatonix.

2. A sexy bass man that can shake

your insides like a wooden roller coaster. He is a He is a person that looks like a hairy baby. His Twitter is often confused for a food and BBQ update account. His hips never lie. EVER. He is a HUGE fan of dragons and Lord of the Rings.
1. It has been scientifically proven that Avi Kaplan sexually frustrates people.

2. "Lord of the Rings will always remind me of Avi Kaplan."
avi kaplan by SuperFcute December 14, 2014
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This girl, shes amazing, her eyes will make you mesmerized. She is what you call your dream girl, and someone with unconditional love and die hard effort to make everything work. if you find her, keep her, for you will never find another like her. She fits every category to be a girlfriend, a wife, and even a caring mother. Shes probably the most goregous thing on planet earth and the competition aint even close. Be careful though, she can easily hypnotize you with her personality and comfortable vibes. From strangers, to friends, to bestfriends, to lovers, shes everything i need
I found my true love, and its Kaulana
Kaulana by 5-year-old August 25, 2011
Kaylane is the sweetest person ever. She’s more like a sister then a best friend . She’s always there for you when you need her. She’s kind, caring , loving. I love her more then anything
Kaylane is the best person
kaylane by Lynchie5555 March 30, 2019
I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?

MicroWigga: ...
Kaalan by cockmoment November 16, 2019

Kiana Kaslana 

what happens when a esfp and a lesbian reincarnates into a misogynistic incel redditor and a shonen protagonist
Kiana Kaslana (about Mei in a FUCKING wedding dress): In any case how can such a provocative outfit be worn like that without any shame! Really it's Mei Senpai who's the perverted one!
Himeko Murata: SQUID GAMES‼️
Kiana Kaslana by kaebedocanon2021 January 23, 2022
Kailani, the type of girl that everyone knows and loves. Shes funny, nice beautiful, and simply amazing in every way. The type of person that loves to sing, a person who is intelligent, and loves chow chows. The type of girl that cares for you, and will help you whenever u need help. Shes irresistible, almost everyone will fall for her. No matter the age, race, and gender. If u had a friend like her you wouldn't regret any moment u spend with her. Every moment , every minute, every second, is a moment you want to treasure. She is truly a special person. Unique from others. Simply amazing.
Kailani is a girl.
Kailani by Bob Porter June 29, 2017