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A wordplay on the word cancer, a description of something you have but do not want.
The homework the teacher gave me is so bad, it is kansur.
kansur by Kaecol September 18, 2016
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Kanscripted

When you are forced to go to a musical event outside of class or on the weekends when you do not want to.
Dammit, I was going hunting this weekend until I got kanscripted, now I'm going to the jazz jubilee instead.
Kanscripted by Zodarap September 25, 2010
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kansur • kankuro • katsuro • kabsuri • Kanauru • kandur • kangur • kanguru • Kanjuro • Kannur
A district in Kerala state(India). The land of theyyams(an art form)...the land of kalari (a martial art).
Elections are around the corner in Kannur.
Kannur by Diva001 April 24, 2011
Kotaro Katsura is the commander of the Joui. A fearless leader accompanied by a strange looking creature named Elizabeth. Self-proclaimed best friend of Sakata Gintoki. Katsura also loves to bomb places.
It’s not zura, it’s Katsura!
Katsura by Zidan March 17, 2021
An uberly smexy puppet master in the anime series Naruto.
AND...since he is so unfrequently attacked by fangirls...he's single, ladies!
Normal Girl: UHMAHGAH EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOOOOO SEXY!!!
Me: Screw him, Kankuro is way hotter!
Kankuro by bunraku*hime April 4, 2010
A kanguru is a person pretending to be a kangaroo, often under the influence of illicit substances and wearing little to no clothing.
"That god-damn kanguru left a dent in my car!"
kanguru by ROPROPE March 2, 2015

Koffin Kanser 

Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.
Koffin Kanser by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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