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An uberly smexy puppet master in the anime series Naruto.
AND...since he is so unfrequently attacked by fangirls...he's single, ladies!
Me: Screw him, Kankuro is way hotter!
by bunraku*hime April 04, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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1. A puppeteer from the Anime/Manga Naruto & Naruto Shippuden. He's the 2nd oldest of the 3 Sunagakure sand siblings (younger brother Gaara, older sister Temari) He has 3 puppets in his arsenal: Karasu is used for offensive purposes, Kuroari traps opponents in its body to make them easier targets, and Sanshōuo protects Kankuro and his allies from enemy attacks. Early in the Manga, Kankuro shows that he dislikes anyone younger than him for the simple fact that they are annoying yet, he is scared of Gaara for the fear of being killed. In part II (Shippuden) Kankuro becomes protective over Gaara (Kazekage) after he tells his brother his dreams & motives. Later when Gaara is kidnapped by Akatsuki member Deidara, Kankuro risks his life to save him but fails. Kankuro also wears make-up represtenting each time he creates a new puppet. His black clothes and hood represent the people during a play or show that used catwalks to operate equipment. (i think) In the Japanese anime, his seiyū is Yasuyuki Kase, and his English voice actor is Michael Lindsay.

2.Kankuro is an old fasion Japanese name rarley given in modern Japan.
Naruto Shippuden Volume 28

Kankuro-"I don't really want to say this,'re no more than a weapon of mass terror to the whole village. For you to split off from us now and enter the regular'll only be harder on you. It's full of Jonin who think poorly of you...and most of the village fears you, too.."

Gaara-"I don't care...doing nothing will only bring even greater pain. I know what I must do Kankuro. I must clear my own path. Perhaps then..someday..I can be like him...I will aim for the title of Kazekage, as a Shinobi of the sand..I will connect to the people of this village and survive."

by xGunZx March 04, 2009
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Puppeteer shinobi of the sand village, brother of gaara and temari. A formidable adversary due to his ability to control puppets and use kawarimi (replacement technique) through them. Kankuro wears kabuki make-up and talks like a thespian because he's teh awesome.
"did you see the fight between sakon/ukon and kankuro?"
"man, kankuro pwned that other guy in the chuunin exams"
by oriya April 21, 2005
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