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Kangamoo
A very rare Australian mammal being half kangaroo, half cow and half bogan that is know to hop around, make mooing sounds and eat grass outside of windows in the witching hours of 1am - 4am. The Kangamoo is attracted only to smaller blokes with a blood alcohol level (BAC) in excess of .20, where they have been known to try and gain entry by scratching on windows and seemingly speaking with a thick bogan accent. Usually harmless, but be very weary of the Kangamoo, it is an aggressive and protected species related to the legendary thylamoo.
Ralphies getting pretty ripped boys! I'm predicting a night of drop bears, hoops snakes and possibly kangamoo sightings.
Oh hell mate, we were drinking furphys and blue sambuca and I dreamed that a Kangamoo was trying to break into my room at 2am but it was just some bogan
Oh hell mate, we were drinking furphys and blue sambuca and I dreamed that a Kangamoo was trying to break into my room at 2am but it was just some bogan
Kangamoo by Betty Fauxhergud May 7, 2020
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Captain Kangaroo
1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!
Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016
Brutal kangaroo
Brutal kangaroo by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017
Happy kangaroo
When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again
Happy kangaroo by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016
Kangaroo Pouch Surprise
A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.
Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.
Kangaroo Pouch Surprise by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016
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