when you obsess and simp over someone called kaylee, you think about letting her rail you every second of the day and you most likely will call her 'mommy'. you'd let her destroy ur life but you dont care, you'll literally pull some tate shit (ahs) to make her stay with you.

person 1: ughhhh i love kaylee so much i just wanna fuck her and eat her eughhhh, but then i'd even be submissive to her bro, i wanna hold her captive or have her hold ME captive. my sexuality is kayleesexual. i need her.

person 2: bro that shits wild.

kayleesexual by iamlorenzosexual October 7, 2022

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Calebsexual.

When you are sexually mentally and physically attracted to CALEB PENDLE :)

I am Calebsexual.

Calebsexual. by Calebsexual June 23, 2021

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Calebsexual

When you like girls, but will only have sexual intercourse caleb who identifies as a male.

I mostly eat out girls, but I identify as calebsexual because he’s the only male I’d do sexual activities with.

Calebsexual by Ex February 21, 2019

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Kalesexual

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.

Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans

Kalesexual by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019

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