when you obsess and simp over someone called kaylee, you think about letting her rail you every second of the day and you most likely will call her 'mommy'. you'd let her destroy ur life but you dont care, you'll literally pull some tate shit (ahs) to make her stay with you.

person 1: ughhhh i love kaylee so much i just wanna fuck her and eat her eughhhh, but then i'd even be submissive to her bro, i wanna hold her captive or have her hold ME captive. my sexuality is kayleesexual. i need her.

person 2: bro that shits wild.

kayleesexual by iamlorenzosexual October 7, 2022

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Calebsexual.

When you are sexually mentally and physically attracted to CALEB PENDLE :)

I am Calebsexual.

Calebsexual. by Calebsexual June 23, 2021

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Calebsexual

When you like girls, but will only have sexual intercourse caleb who identifies as a male.

I mostly eat out girls, but I identify as calebsexual because he’s the only male I’d do sexual activities with.

Calebsexual by Ex February 21, 2019

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Kalesexual

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.

Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans

Kalesexual by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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