Someone who is attracted to Caleb. Caleb is a red neck funny man. If you are Calebsexual it is completely valid so don’t be ashamed we are all a little calebsexual
Someone who is only attracted to celebrities that in the most case far too old and already taken and don't know your existstance. A Celesexual is determined that he/she is in a serious relationship with these celebrities.
Girl: I'm marrying Justin Bieber soon!
Boy: no you wont he has a girlfriend and don't know you exist!
Girl: One day I will...
Boy: wow your such a Celesexual all you do is fall in love with celebrities and no one else!
Girl: ....
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.