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1. Bitch (also see "slut magnet")

2. One who has mousy like features but also attracts sluts in giant droves.

3. One who is and never can escape from being a bitch...and is also mousy-like.
1. Man...those sluts just wont leave that Guyer alone.

2. Where did all these sluts come from. Oh...Guyer's here.

3. Dude...Alicea is almost as bad as a Guyer.
Guyer by cthunter June 24, 2009
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The obsessive and relentless sharing of humorous links. Links are most often sent in groups of random and unrelated topics, but may also be dispersed slowly throughout the day. They always lack an accompanying description or comment pertaining to the content to be viewed.

Links are not from typical sources such as Digg or Reddit, and are generally entertaining. Alas, the mass quantity sent within a short window make the information hard to digest.
"Did you see that link from Steve?"
"Yea... he was really guyering me the other day."

"OMG! You have to see this! <link> And this one too! <link> OK. Last One. <link> Sorry. I didn't mean to guyer you."
Guyer by endofworld April 22, 2009
A guy who has an extreme pre pre-ejaculation problem. Whereas at the slightest hint of arousal, he shoots a huge load like a geyser. This also renders him completely useless in the area of sexual performance.
Don't date that guy, I hear he's a real guyer.
Guyer by peefur April 26, 2014
A lesbian that looks like a guy.
Yep, my sister is a guyer.
Guyer by Luddz March 8, 2024

Guyer High School 

A Top-Notch school, with excellent teachers, staff, and coaches. The students are taught very well. The athletic program surpasses many other schools. Truly an example of a shining program.
Person 1: Did you hear my school made it to state the first year of 5AAAAA?

Person 2: Wow! You must be attending Guyer High School.

frequent guyer 

A girl who frequently changes boyfriends because she's never satisfied.
That's the third guy she's gone after this month! She must be a frequent guyer.

That thirsty thot is a frequent guyer, she's out to grab everything she can!
frequent guyer by kkids May 17, 2015

mariah guyer 

Mariah is an amazing girl that will love you forever even when she is mad. She is a girl that keeps her boyfriend for a long time
Mariah Guyer plays basketball and soccer but loves soccer more
mariah guyer by people these days December 17, 2017
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