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- Kuh/LAND/ruh-- often criticized. Name spelled AND said wrong, every.
single
. day. Definitely a bitch with
hardcore
feelings for every
human
in sight. High-key suicidal, but loves it. Probably a little psychopathic, but it'll buff.
"Did you
hear
about Kalandra? She's
got some
serious
issues
."
kalandra
by
Kalandra.
February 14, 2017
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