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Kafuwa Is a kind, beautiful, funny and very clumsy girl. She always makes sure to leave a smile on people's faces and she's always in the mood for a joke. She's very smart but lazy. She has good taste and a good sense of fashion. If you have a Kafuwa in your life appreciate her there aren't many, she's limited edition.
Kafuwa is a funny girl with a fairly sized forehead
kafuwa by theif2010 November 24, 2021
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Sir Kafuxalought

Someone who really be fucking every last female in the universe. Most likely named John, Eddie, Chad, Brad, Zach or some other white ass name
D’quavis: Yo Eddie really be bagging every hoe

Demarcus: Fo sho. He really the new Sir kafuxalought
Sir Kafuxalought by Rlboat67 November 21, 2019

Nibuincy Kabuwak 

Whoever wrote this is himself...a Nibuincy Kabuwak
Down with flamers, taking up my bandwidth!

Nibuincy Kabuwak 

A dumb cocksucker who plays ultimate frisbee all day.

"I hate everyone. And think that no one likes me. Which is true. I'm a sad boy. BUT I LOVE ULITMATE FRISBEE!! YEAH!!" - Nibuincy Kabuwak
Jesus christ, what a fucking Nibuincy Kabuwak!

Oh my god. That asshole is such a Nibuincy Kabuwak!
Nibuincy Kabuwak by Bobby Smith April 11, 2005
Kauwar is the nice guy. and is the nice looking guy that every girl have seen. he is every loyal to his girlfriend. if you have an Kauwar in your life be happy!
#loyal kauwar
#happy kauwar
#nice kauwar
kauwar by engygirl February 24, 2017
kauwar is a nice loyal guy that every girl can have seen. he is very cute and loyal. if your boyfriend calls kauwar be happy and don't fight. if you have a kauwar in your life be happy!
#happy life
#nice kauwar
#loyal kauwar
kauwar by engygirl February 24, 2017

Kafwaugh 

A word to use when you are confused and asking what the hell at the same time.
You see a cow fly by on roller skates while meowing, the only thing you can say is "kafwaugh?"
You knock on a door and it opens to a man in a cape, glittery cowboy hat and boots. One word comes to mind. "Kafwaugh?"
Kafwaugh by MistySith December 29, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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