kafuka 

Kafuka is a very unusual name for a girl in Japan. There is even a singer called Shishido Kafuka. Kafuka is really nice and kind girl but sometimes very harsh. But she will always be there for you!
Btw if she’s not taken she wants boyfriend ask her out to prom with red roses she will fall in love with you💖

Person 1) What’s wrong with Kafuka?
Person 2) She’s crying because she doesn’t have a boyfriend or person asking her out
Kafuka ) Crying and crying.

kafuka by Mrdogtree November 22, 2021

kafkatrap

To accuse someone of some form of "ism" (sexism, racism etc.) and to proclaim that their denial, or any attempt they make to defend themselves, is proof that they are guilty. A favorite tactic of the social justice warrior.

"Your refusal to admit that you are a misogynist proves you're a misogynist."

"Hey, that's kafkatrapping!"

kafkatrap by Bdelygmia January 7, 2016

Franz Kafka 

He is literally me ong

Kryštof : Franz Kafka is literally me
Adam : Have you heard about the Franz Kafka paradox?

Franz Kafka by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

Kaukab

Kaukab

Unisex name used by people from Pakistan but mainly used for girls. The name means "Planet", it could also mean "Star" which probably describes her better as a Kaukab in your life will shine brighter than anyone else you have met before or meet after. She will have the most amazing smile, huge heart and her personality will be out of this world and yet she wouldn't even realise how amazing she is. She would be quiet, reserved and secretive but would also be honest so you would trust her with anything. The "catch 22" with a Kaukab is that she will often put the happiness of others in front of her own happiness but she's a girl you would never give up on because if there was that one chance she could be yours, you wouldn't ever want to miss that chance.

K: Hi, Im Kaukab

R: Hi, Im Rameez, Naam bhi sunah huwa?

K: Yes, I have actually heard a lot about you

R: In that case, why don't we commit the perfect crime, "Il steal your heart, you steal mine".

Kaukab by StarDisciple September 7, 2013

Cyber Kafka 

defines situations which you feel trapped in the internet bureaucracy.

i was trying to contact a website by emailing them and got this cyber kafka reply.

Cyber Kafka by Trutl July 5, 2014

Franz Kafka 

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

Franz Kafka by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Kafkaesque 

Comes from the author Franz Kafka, and refers to the style with which he wrote his books (which in his dying wish asked for to be burned).

Basically it describes a nightmarish situation which most people can somehow relate to, although strongly surreal. With an ethereal, "evil", omnipotent power floating just beyond the senses.

You go to the city to see the law. Upon arrival outside the building, there is a guard who says "You may not pass without permission", you notice that the door is open, but it closed enough for you to not see anything (the law).

You point out that you can easily go into the building, and the guard agrees. Rather than be disagreeable, however, you decide to wait until you have permission.

You wait for many years, and when you're an old, shriveled wreck, you get yourself to ask:

"During all the years I've waited here, no-one else has tried to pass in to see the law, why is this?",
and the guard answers:

"It is true that no-one else has passed here, that is because this door was always meant solely for you, but now, it is closed forever".

He then procceeds to close the door and calmly walk away.

This is in fact, one of his short stories, and is very typical to his style, i.e. kafkaesque.

Kafkaesque by LinuX February 12, 2006